You Might've Left Me for Dead
by Bob Schneider
You might've left me for dead
That'd been alright by me
Cause we'll never be friends
And if you check out this reel
It's the one from the start
If you slow it down here
You can still see the heart
Before it explodes
And the ice starts to form
You might've left me for dead
But you were just getting warm
You might've left me for dead
And that'd been alright by me
Check out the lungs
As they turn you away
And the arch of the back
Watch it buckle and sway
They never let go
They bend and they bleed
You might've left me for dead
But you just had to see
And there in the corner
I'm the one with the knife
And the terrible smile
Oozing with life
And folding away
And starting to fall
You might've left me for dead
But you want
You Turn Me On
music & lyrics by Bob Schneider
You turn me on
You knock me out
You take away
All my fears and doubts
Is this a dream you make me scream
You turn me on
You turn me on
You drive me crazy
When you whisper to me
You know I'd love to baby
Eat you up until your gone
You turn me on
I like the way that I feel when you’re around
I love the way my feet don’t touch the ground
There’s something about it
I can’t explain but there is no doubt
It’s something strong
You turn me on
You turn me on
You're dynamite
You light both ends of my candle
Each and every night
And when you wave your magic wand
You turn me on
You turn me on
Like a morning breeze
When you’re around me
You put my mind at ease
Your conversation’s like a song
You turn me on
I like the way that I feel when you’re around
I love the way my feet don’t touch the ground
There’s something about it
I can’t explain but there is no doubt
Its something strong
You turn me on
You turn me on
You’re so enlightening
When you’re around me
Life doesn’t seem as frightening
You are the sun you are the dawn
You turn me on
You turn me on
You bake my cake
I dream about you
When I’m wide awake
What I’m trying to say is I like the way
You turn me on
You'll Be Mine
lyrics by Bob Schneider / music by Bob Schneider & Adam Temple
Tell me how you could have been so cruel
Don't you know that you were all I had
And when you see your lover lying in a pool
Of his own blood don't think me mad
You tell me that I’m not thinking to clearly
And sure I might have had a drink or two
But you knew how much I held you dearly
I know I’m thinking clearer than both of you
You're So Fresh and You're So Fine
by Bob Schneider
At first you were unwanted you were disgusting and snarly
You were terribly unwieldy you were stinky you were gnarly
You acted like a baby and you acted like a brat
I could never figure out just were your head was at
I thought you might be crazy yeah I thought you might be stupid
But I got a little drunk one night and ended up with cupid's
Arrow in my heart and now I find
That I really just don't mind
'Cause you're so fresh and you're so fine
You're the one I’ve got to make mine
You used to drive by my house baby always after dark
And you used to wake my parents when the dogs would start to bark
I used to see you hanging with those girls I couldn't stand
And I used to think to myself she must think that she's high demand
But baby that was long ago before I saw you as you are
Before you ever took the keys and totally fucked up my new car
But baby over time I’ve come to find
That I really just don't mind
'Cause you're so fresh and you're so fine
You're the one I’ve got to make mine
You used be a big shot you know they used to say
That you were cold as ice and half as nice cause of the games you used to play
You used to have a reputation baby it wasn't very good
They used to talk about you baby all the time down in the hood
They used to say you'd take a man and eat him up and spit him out
But baby these were things I never saw and only heard about
And over time I’ve come to find
That I really just don't mind
'Cause you're so fresh and you're so fine
You're the one I’ve got to make mine
You're So Fresh and You're So Fine (2)
lyrics by Bob Schneider
At first you were unwanted you were disgusting and snarly
Scary and stinky unwielding and gnarly
Turning the furniture over and eating all my soup
Drooling on my pillows acting like a nincompoop
Making crude gestures and not minding your manners
You acted like so crazy and you’d say what does it matter
But over time I’ve come to find that really I just do not mind
‘cause
You’re so fresh and you’re so fine
You’re the one I’ve got to make mine
You’re so fresh and you’re so fine
You’re the one I’ve got to make mine
You used the spill the ashtrays you used to break my dishes
You used to make me comply to your most outlandish wishes
You used to scare the neighbors until they’s call the cops
You broke every single promise and you’d pull out all the stops
By taking the keys to the car without asking
You were tiresome troublesome trying and tasking
But over time I’ve come to find that really I just don’t mind
‘cause
You’re so fresh and you’re so fine
You’re the one I’ve got to make mine
You’re so fresh and you’re so fine
You’re the one I’ve got to make mine
You used to lie and cheat and steal and things I can’t abhor
And even more outlandish things I don’t wish to explore
There’s not a single brothel from which you have not been barred
You’ve cut up all my furniture and thoroughly wrecked the yard
You’ve been evicted and expelled and even kicked out of the church
You’ve made lifelong pacts with close friends and then left them in the lerch
But over time I’ve come to find I really do not mind
‘cause
You’re so fresh and you’re so fine
You’re the one I’ve got to make mine
You’re so fresh and you’re so fine
You’re the one I’ve got to make mine