Pass The Bomb
by Bob Schneider
Yo' motherfucker
Pass me the bomb!
Are you ready?
Hell yeah!
Kaboom!
We got to blow up the room!
The beats like a bomb that we're dropping on ya
Hip hop trip hop jazz punk funk lasagna
Food for your body groove proof we can make your body move
Juice for your booty jams damn to rock the party man
Cause if you wanna party well you know where the party's at
The party's where the beats are bumpin pumpin and bringin you back
Cause if you wanna party well you know where the party's at
The party's where the beats are bumpin pumpin your bady jack
Now you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him dance
But when we rock this motherfucker well you haven't got a chance
Because you know you're gonna get it or you know you're gonna go
Because there ain't no way around it when we get in the flow
Uma Uma Thurman got the butt
Jimmy smokin crack but I don't give a fuck
Nutter butter peanut butter cookie
When your girlfriends on my dick she ain't no rookie
Uma Uma Thurman got the butt
Jimmy smokin crack but I don't give a fuck
The best part of waking up
Is your girlfriend on my cock
Pay at the Pump
©1999 shockorama music pub.
I got that freaky deaky sneaky sock it to me feelin baby
If you want it come and get it cause I got it don't mean maybe
I can rock it rock it baby rock it all the way non stop
I can come over tonight I’ll rock that cherry until it pops
Got that goody goody feeling baby you know that you'll be digging
Got that woody woody peeling all the paint up off the ceiling
Got that thing that thing you want that thing you just can't get enough of
And baby if you think you seen it all you just ain’t seen enough
I make it smooth smooth baby make it smooth like peanut butter
I'm the real deal lover baby love you like no other
Give you that juicy juicy slice you know that its so nice
You’ll want it for breakfast lunch and dinner yeah you know you'll want it twice
You got that shitty shitty innercity nothing’s very pretty feeling
Baby when I’m through with you’ll be feeling like a million damn I’m
Super duper party pooper piling on the pooper scooper
Rhymes until your ears are bleeding babe its party time
I said I’m 'm ready ready baby ready or not oh here I is
I got the one for the house rocking and two more for the kids
I am the man man baby baby with the masterplan
I eat much bacon in my BLT I ain't no lettuce man
I got the goods I got the gravy got the bag of beefy tips
I got the thing you knows you wants to have its full of oil and whips
I got the lotion got the tricks I got the young girls using vicks
Yo there's a train train coming and its loaded down with bricks
Picnic on Pluto
lyrics by Bob Schneider
There was a picnic on Pluto
And the frogs all came
There was a picnic on Pluto
And the frogs all came
They all got excited
Cause the princess was invited
They all got excited
Cause the princess was invited
They laughed and they danced
And they all looked the same
They laughed and they danced
Till they all went insane
‘Cause frogs are such dreamers
That’s all they ever do
Dreaming of one day
Meeting a princess like
I love frogs
‘Cause I am a frog
And I’d rather be a frog
Than a dog
Pile of Love
©1991 shockorama music pub. / lyrics & melody by Bob Schneider
I got a pile of love I keep it under my bed
You know it keep me safe when I’m dreamin
I got a pile of love I like to keep it all shiny
Sparkling and gleaming
I got a pile of love I like to keep it by the side of the road
You know it keeps me safe when I’m driving
I got a pile of love I like to keep it in a drawer at my desk at work
When I’m nine to fivin
You know I fell into a pile of love
You know I cannot get up
You know I fell into a pile of love
And now I can't get enough
I got a pile of love you know it's bigger than a pumpkin
It's sweeter than a cherry
I got a pile of love that when I say its juicy
What I mean is very
I got a pile of love it keeps me fit as a fiddle it makes me sharp as a tack
It leaves me fresh as a daisy
I got a pile of love that makes me so happy
It's driving me crazy
You know when I fall into a pile of love
You know I cannot get up
You know I fell into a pile of love
And now I can't get enough
Planet Good Love
words & music by Bob Schneider
Take me to your planet
Planet planet good love
Take me to your planet
Planet good love
You got the good love
Babe you got the good love
Feel like I’ve been out in the dessert for way too long
I heard your voice and your words were like a song
You got the good love
Come on pretty baby let's take a little trip
Come on baby let ,me inside your rocket ship
You got the good love yeah you got the good love
Baby there's something bout you that's hard to explain
Just one smile from you take away all my pain
You got the good love
Baby something bout you that's easy to see
When you tell me that you love me well you set me free
You got the good love yeah you got the good love
Baby I’ve always been a man who never needed too much
Just a little of your affection and your sweet sweet touch
You got the good love
Baby roses are red and the sky is blue
And sugar is sweet but not as sweet as you
You got the good love
Take me to heaven we find a better place
Something changed for the better when I saw your face
You got the good love yeah you got the good love
Baby where you been you got the goodies this I know
You got the good good loving like I’ve never seen before
You got the good love yeah you've got the good love
Planet of the Damned
lyrics by Bob Schneider / music by Bob Schneider & David Boyle
"I ain't that bad" yet he said strangling down another mouthful of smoke
A cough clammered for his attention and just the sight of his own nicotine soaked fingers
Gave him the universal high ho from fearsville
"howdy pardner" cried death from the corner of his cozy closet
"you ready yet?"
"no I ain't that bad yet" he said as he strangled down another mouthful of that crazy gas
He was headed down straight downtown to the steamboat lounge
He saddled up next to the bar and ordered himself a round of applause
But settled for a rodeo warm lone star and a shot of something that was supposed to be tequila he asked the bartender how he was doing and the bartender told him he didn't want to know and taking a look at the guy figured he was probably right
Right then this girl walked in and he knew she was the one
She had a butt like a bad b movie and a chainsaw smile that cut him right in two
He asked her if she'd like a little company and she was just drunk enough not to know better
After awhile they headed back to his place
They stopped off at the local diamond shamrock and picked up a few late night essentials
A six pack of bush light tallboy 16oz's on sale for a buck ninety nine some rolled gold pretzels
A box of lifestyle ultra sensitive nonoxynol-9 lubricated rubbers in the pink box and some advil
They got back to his palace of misguided passion and dabbled in some codependency denial based
Bullshit conversation played a little game called lie about your sex history and hit the sheets
It wasn't the greatest attest to his lovemaking skills he'd ever have a chance to play his part in
It was kind of like trying to stick a raw oyster into a parking meter
"I live on the planet that crumbles round my head everyday
And changes are inevitable but good luck never seems to come my way
I'm just waiting for some sunshine a way of life that I can understand
While I sit here in the shadows
On this planet of the damned"
Potatohead
music & lyrics by Bob Schneider
You say you don’t love me
I say I don’t care
‘cause as long as you’re happy
I’m happy I’m happy I swear
Just answer me on question
Then baby I will go
I know it may sound crazy
But baby I’ve just got to know
Why you going out with that potatoehead
Did you lose touch with reality
Why you going out with that potatoehead
Why you wanna do that to me
I know we tried to do the love thing
I know that it didn’t work out
‘cause I know a little about the love thing
But even that seems shrouded in doubt
Anyways I guess it doesn’t matter
Now we two are three and I am one
Just tell me why I’m the one who suffers
And he’s the one that has all the fun
Why you going out with that potatoehead
Why you wanna do that to me
Why you going out with that potatoehead
Did you lose touch with reality
Why you going out with that potatoehead
Why you wanna do that to me
Why you going out with that potatoehead
When you could be going out
With a potatoehead like me
Puddin & Cheese
by Bob Schneider
I was free form finger fucking Frieda
Late one fiery Friday night
My hands were getting lazy
But I was driving Frieda crazy
So I free form fucked her till the morning light
I was basically bombing Betty's butthole
In the backseat of her daddy's big black Benz
I was huffin and a moanin
She was snortin and a groanin
And I fucked that freaked out freshmen to a frenz
I was eating Edna's extra enchiladas
Easily the best I’ve ever had
They were creamy and delicious
And I would've licked her dishes
But we were rudely interrupted by her dad
I like pudding I like cheese
I like your momma on her knees
I like cake and candycorn
Your daddy watches kiddieporn
I like pudding I like cheese
I say welcome thanks and please
I like springtime I like fall
I like coming when you call
I was lickin linda's lovely little lemons
While we were lollygagging lying by the lake
I told her they were zesty
And she got a little testy
So she whipped me up a see ya later shake
I was sixtynining sexy Sarah Sandler
When she went ahead and broke her magic spell
I was out in outer space
When she farted in my face
And my god I thought and died and gone to hell
I was teething Traci's tiny suntanned titties
While she was doing something crazy with my nuts
I said baby where're you going
She said boy you'll soon be knowing
Then she plunked her pudgy pinky in my butt
I like ice cold lemonade
I like coke and gatorade
I like frying in the sun
I like having too much fun
I like having sex with mom
Because that woman's quite the bomb
I like playing with my balls
But I like coming when you call
Pyramids and Cocoa Krispies
by Bob Schneider
I have seen the eyes of a thousand dead men before they saw the tunnels light
And claiming all their mighty efforts gave it all up to the night
Pyramids and cocoa krispies jack o lanterns and rainbow signs
Paint my life a dark surrender fan the flames with mad designs
Aliens have come aboard our starship as we sail the sky tonight
Fill yourself with all your worries but everything will be allright
You're so smart and have it all and I’m so damn inadequate
I dream of dying every day and live asleep and soon forget
Hand me over take me down and leave me in your angel cake
The flies have landed I’m fucked up and everybody's butterbaked
Pyramids and ancient customs haven't got a fighting chance
I'm so sincere I can't stop jamming everything inside my pants
Maybe we've all missed the boat maybe I’m an ambulance
Carry on the carrion they line my walls and do their dance
I just thought I knew it all and I just thought it really mattered
And I just thought I saw myself as something well I guess I’m flattered
I just thought I knew you better I just thought I’d go to sleep
I just thought the sky was falling instead I just got in too deep
You haven't seen the sun for days you talk about the daffodil
You talk about the unenlightened as if you were not standing still
Got stuck inside a silent medley in my mind where heaven waits
The days are duller than the rest so pack the box with kiddie bait
Pyramids and prophet mirrors skeletons and lasor mikes
And prince is married makes me wonders what it is she really likes
Is it danger or the challenge or the weight that drags you down
Or the sun's electrical voodoo magnet that gives me the runaround