I Could Just Die
©1998 Shockorama music pub. / music & lyrics by Bob Schneider
I'm not waving I’m drowning
I'm not kidding around &
I'm so happy to be here
Well that's just a lie
Cause I’m not flying I’m sinking
I'm not pretty in pink &
I'm so happy to be here
That I could just die
And I know that the good times they come and go
But I know that it just ain't right to be feeling so low
And they say that this feeling I’m feeling that it too shall pass
But I tell you this feeling I’m feeling's a pain in the
(ask me no questions I’ll tell you no lies
I'm all out of alibis)
I'm not happy I’m hopeless
I'm not hanging I’m ropeless
I'm so happy to be here
Well that's just a lie
I'm not joyful I’m jaded
I ain't blue I’m just faded
I'm so happy to be here
That I could just die
And I sure wish that somehow tomorrow didn't look like today
But I know when you walked out the door you walked out to stay
And I know I should pick myself up and move on but I’m stuck
And it's days like today when you know I just don't give a
(far and away the most wonderful day was the day that you said you'd be mine)
I'm not waiting I’ve waited
I'm no hero I’m hated
I'm so happy to be here
Well that's just a lie
I'm not hardup I’m hurtin
I'm not smart but I’m certain
I'm so happy to be here
That I could just die
I Fucked Your Daughter Up the Ass, Boy
words & music by Bob Schneider
I fucked your daughter up the ass boy
I fucked your mama too
I fucked your granny in the alley
I think I’ll fuck you up too
You’re such a goddamn pussy
I’ll make you shine my fucking shoes
I fucked your daughter in the ass boy
Well damn’ that’s a fine how do you do
I’ll take your Lincoln continental
I'll take that fly ride Oldsmobile
I fucked your daughter in the ass, boy
And when I did she said, "Bobby I love that way that make me feel."
I’ll take your cold cash money
That your daughter's been giving me
I'm gonna buy me a brand new sweater
It's gonna make me feel all groovy
Oh yeah you know I’m only joking
You know I’d never do that to you
I would never take anything of yours
That's something I would never do
But I did fuck your daughter up the ass boy
While we were messing around late last Saturday night
She started playing with my tickly testicles
I said, "baby what you doing?" She said, "I'm just trying to make you feel allright."
I Got Milk
©1998 shockorama music pub. / music & lyrics by Bob Schneider
Baby baby baby
You're such a naughty girl
Let me give you what you want
Let me rock your world
Your lips they taste like thunder
Your skin it feels like silk
Baby when you're hungry
Baby I’ve got milk
Baby baby baby
I'll give you what you need
Let me break the chains that hold you
Down I’ll set you free
You know my door is open
Won't you come inside
Step inside my chariot
I'll take you for a ride
Baby I’ve got milk
I've got the chocolate chip
Let me rock your world
I'll never sink your ship
Baby baby baby
You’re sexy as can be
Lay your body down
Underneath my honeytree
Milky silky creamy dreamy slippery drippery warm & wet
So delicious never viscous hot & sexy rivule
I Wish I Knew What I Meant By That
©1997 Shockorama music pub. / music & lyrics by Bob Schneider
When I said what I said about not giving a damn
That you’d be happier without me as your man
When I said that I didn’t think you needed me anymore
And I turned and walked right on out your door
I wish I knew were my head was at
And I wish I knew just what I meant by that
When I said I couldn’t stand another night
When I said to you honey that this thing didn’t feel right
When I said that we might just be happier on our own
When I said that we both needed some time alone
I really think I must’ve been full of crap
Because I wish I knew what I meant by that
When I said that you weren’t the one for me
That I couldn’t be tied down I had to set myself free
When I said I didn’t think that this thing would work
That you deserved better than this old jerk
I wish I knew where my head was at
I wish I knew what I meant by that
When I said that I didn’t think we should give it one more try
When I said that if I thought it could work that’d be a lie
When I said that this thing just couldn’t work out fine
You know I must’ve been clear going out of my mind
I know for sure that I was full of crap
Because I really wish I knew what I meant by that
I'm Leaving This
©1995 shockorama music pub. / lyrics & melody by Bob Schneider
Dare I speak the Klingons approach
I'm sketchy brained
My hands to forgiveness glued
I'm wrong again
My shoes are firefly blues
I'm sadness stained
I'm coming I’m coming along
I'm gone again
And where were you last night
And where were you last night
A strained dim madness lies
A burden born
A still forgotten truth
The pride half worn
The grave already dug
The ground so warm
The holy myre made
Of twisted forms
And where were you last night
Where were you last night
I'm in the grave already still breathing
I am naked and covered in confusion I’m seething
I'm taking all the hits I’m broken I’m bleeding
I'm filling my buckets with steak knifes I’m pleading
(kill the lights)
Where were you last night
Where were you last night
I'm leaving this
And I’m leaving you
Give me everything all that you have
A stone to stick in my shoe
An empty promise a crowbar a percelain manet
Give me one good reason for I should stay
Cause I’m leaving this
And I’m leaving you
I’m Not the One You Love
lyrics by Bob Schneider
I’m not the one you love
I’m not the one you want
I know it sucks but honey like it or not
I’m the only one you’ve got
I’m not the one you dig
But I’m your main house nig
I know it sucks but honey like it or not
I’m the only one you’ve got
You’re lonely I’m horny
I know it may sound corny
I’ve got it you need it
Your pussy’s starved I’ll feed it
I’m easy don’t tease me
I know it may sound cheesy
But I love thee I need thee
So please don’t ever leave me
I’m not Antonio Banderas
But check my underwearas
They’re mighty stinky cause I wear them alot
But they’re the only ones I’ve got
I’m caring and daring
My butt I’ll soon be baring
But don’t worry just relax
Just take a few more zanax
It’s allright it’s I don’t mind
Just wash it down with some wine
Cause I love thee I need thee
So please don’t ever leave me
Ice Cream Smile
©1999 shockorama music pub. / music & lyrics by Bob Schneider
I love your ice cream smile
It melts my mind
It lays me low
Its so crazy inside
Its so icy cold
I love your ice cream smile
It hides in my throat
It gnaws at my veins
It crawls on my skin
And leaves a strawberry stain
I love your ice cream smile
It tickles my bones
It lies to the moon
It unbuckles my knees
Its always gone too soon
Give it to me
Indifferent (I Don't Really Care)
©1999 shockorama music pub.
Stick it up your ass
Run it up the flagpole
Wiggle all around
Like a little tadpole
I don't really care
I don't really care
I don't really care
You wanna blow me off
You wanna play that same game
You wanna throw me out
Its such a fucking damn shame
But I don't really care
I don't really care
I don't really care
The only thing I really care about
Is me
You wanna play the part
But don't wanna be the bad guy
But you wanna be the one
Whose sending out the good bye's
In the Garden
©1998 shockorama music / music & lyrics by Bob Schneider
As I was walking through the garden
The sky was turning black
The moment seemed to last forever
At least I likened it to that
The rain like blood came down upon us
Tangled in our hair
As I was walking through the garden
And I saw her standing there
As I was walking through the garden
Where the snake had made its home
Her eyes were wilder than the wildest
Forest I have known
The wind screamed out its warning
But we did not seem to care
As I was walking through the garden
And I saw her standing there
And they say that love is all we have
And they say that love is always right
And to lose yourself in love
Is to finally see the light
I been through hell to get to heaven
But now I’ve lost myself it seems
Walking through the garden of dreams
As I was walking through the garden
I thought I heard her say
You must prove for me your love
And you must do so here today
And she gave herself unto me (and she gave to me an apple)
And said take me if you dare (and said eat it if you dare)
As I was walking through the garden
And I saw her standing there
Intoxicated
lyrics & music by Bob Schneider
Another dream soaked day floats by
High and rolling through the world I fly
Fly up to you to watch the wind blow down
The gates that hold you to the ground
And it's sticky here this mess
Made of ghosts and worse I guess
You seem to never mind the game
But everyday is just the same
But I want this day to take me
Somewhere far away
I just want this day to take me
Far from this head of mine
Full of love and day old wine
Something, anything, nothing, not a thing
You rule the world and I’m intoxicated
Tremble fall revolve spin around
Here we go watch it drag you down
Slip slide inside the magic maze
Swallowed whole in stranger ways
Transformed warm blue red & green
Nightmares riding through the steam
Transfixed and vapid yet I still
Fight again against my will
Fade away the misery's bound plane
Blessings given then gone again
Let us go let's leave tonight
If I could run I would allright
So we settle for less than the given cost
Searching for answers but the lesson's learned lost
Reclaims its prize then floats away
It all becomes tomorrow’s gray
The sound of your voice
And the way you laugh
The way that you smile
Cuts me right in half
The wound won't heal
The lights still on
I'm down for the count
I know you're gone
For good outta sight
But never mind
I should've seen it coming
But I was too damn blind
Should've been clear
Should’ve done the addition
But I didn't have the heart
To follow my intuition
And I said I was making up
For what I can't explain
And I’ll never find another
Like you again
If you just fall down on me
While I’m here on the ground
You could save me honey
For another round
It Ain't Good
©1983 shockorama music pub. / music & lyrics by Bob Schneider
It ain't good
It ain't good
To be drinking all night
And partying all through the day
I don't care what your momma
And your daddy and your sister
And your next door neighbor
And the guy down the road
And your old fat grandma
With the blind Chihuahua
Have to say
It All Comes Around
lyrics by Bob Schneider / music by Bob Schneider & Adam Temple
You can lie and cheat and steal
You can hide away your heart
Until you can't feel a thing
Except the pain that pulls you apart
Make money you objective
And possessions your goal
And throw away what's really real
And lose all your soul
And one day not like what you see
You'll be misery bound
Cause you can't get away with nothing cause
It all comes around
You can take every rule
You know inside of you and break it
You can wear a thin disguise of a smile
And try and fake it
You can decide to run the universe
But I don't think that you'll make it
But you can lie to yourself
And one day not like what you see
Or you can put a little love
Inside your heart and set yourself free
Or you can steel your heart forever
You'll be misery bound
Cause you can't get away with nothing cause
It all comes around
It's Allright
©1991 shockorama music pub. / music & lyrics by Bob Schneider
Our bodies do not meet there ain't no transfer heat
This ain't no Hollywood there ain't no bad or good
Our bodies do not meet there ain't no transfer heat
This ain't no Hollywood there ain't no bad or good
No matter what you do no matter what you say
You got figure out you got to find a way
No matter what you do no matter what you say
You got figure out you got to find a way
And its allright if you don't know where you're going
And it's allright you don't need nobody's help
It's allright if you're looking for an answer
It's allright you can find it in yourself
It's allright
This ain't no argument this ain't no heaven sent
This ain't no pretty song there ain't no right or wrong
This ain't no argument this ain't no heaven sent
This ain't no pretty song there ain't no right or wrong
I tried walking on the water but the water won't support my weight
I tried walking on the water but the water won't support my weight
You better live your life you better live your life you better live your life before its too late
You can try walking on the water but the water won't support your weight
The first dimension is the soul made of nothing creates the whole
The 2nd dimension is the mind only a thought can form a perfect line
The 3rd dimension is the weight of the world
The 4th dimension is gonna keep it in a twirl
And the 5th dimension is the spiritual