Below is a quick lesson in why I hate mass e-mailers.
The spamming bastards who sent me this spam are offering to sell 3 million e-mail addresses for $149.00.
Not a lot of money to annoy quite a few people.
From: email@intelliquis.com
[Is this E-mail on the list?]
Subject: Get Mass-eMailer plus 3 MILLION ADDRESSES
CAN YOU USE 3 MILLION NEW CUSTOMERS??
Our research has found that many people have
tried one or more of the following...
[They've done research? Please. If they wanted to do real work they wouldn't be in the spam business]
Free Classifieds? (Don't work)
Web Site? (Takes thousands of visitors)
Banners? (Expensive and iffy)
E-Zine? (They better have a huge list)
S O W H A T D O E S W O R K ?
[Not the people at Intelliquis]
Although often misunderstood, there is one method that has proven to succeed time-after-time.
[Succeeds in annoying people.]
E - M A I L M A R K E T I N G ! !
It's a fact! If you're not using your computer to generate income, you're leaving money on the table.
Here's what the experts have to say about E-Mail Marketing:
"A gold mine for those who can take advantage of bulk e-mail programs" - The New York Times
[Which would be why you get all that spam from the NYT?]
"E-mail is an incredible lead generation tool" -Crains Magazine
[Who?]
"Blows away traditional Mailing" - Advertising Age
["Blows" would be the operative word.]
Remember, on the Internet, you can make money 7 days a week, 24 hours a day... even while you sleep, orders come from all over the world!
[And hate E-mail comes from all over the world, even while you sleep]
THE QUESTION IS... how do you generate those orders?
[Deception, trickery, and outright fraud?]
Mass e Mailer
Mass Mailer is the most powerful e-mail marketing tool ever. Send custom messages 1000s of times faster than any software program.
Now even more powerful! Included with your order of Mass e Mailer 2,000,000 email names. Fresh, no duplicates waiting for your offer. That's right 2 million email names. This special offer is only $149.00
Lets Review
Mass e Mailer (worlds fastest, simplest, most powerful email program)
[makes it easier to be an jerk]
2 million email names for only $149.00
Bonus**** Order within the next five days an receive an additional 1 million e-mail names for a total of 3 million 3,000,000******Bonus
[That's less than 0.005 cents per annoyed person!]
Two ways of shipping UPS $7.00 or Overnight $15.75
[But they won't E-mail them to you? How ironic.]
Call toll free 866-SPAM-HOLE
On-line www.intelliquis.com/spamming/emailerorder.cfm
or fax your order with your to 801-RIP-OFF